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Just a southern, Harry Potter and Katy Perry obsessed, John Mayer loving, twenty-year-old Christian girl studying dance performance and choreography and dance science at Elon University. Go Phoenix!!Previous pageNext pageArchive

bueno:

things i haven’t learned in high school

  • how to pay bills
  • how to buy a house
  • how to buy a car
  • how to apply for loans for college

but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function

(via katycatt)

lampsarepeopletoo:

they call me macklemore in math class because im like

what what what what what

what what what what what what what

what what what what

(via katycatt)

thescienceofjohnlock:

dream7790:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

cas-in-the-sassbutt:

middleearthkingdom:

This is pretty much me in the shower

when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????
myyyy coNDITIONEERRRRRR

And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:
IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS



This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.

(Source: shygirl364, via lolzpicx)

funfitnfab:

tentacruels:

olgie13:

“This gorgeous Hälssen & Lyon calendar is made of brewable tea. Each day is made of fine pressed wafer thin tea leaves.” 

omg i want this…unfortunately, says right on the website, not for sale.

i’m gonna go cry now.

(via thenicestwordsyoueversaidtome)

Marvel one liners (x)

(via bestlols)

(Source: bstinsons, via epicjohngreenquotes)

ruinedchildhood:

Let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact Tony Stark killed a man over a Dora the Explorer watch.

(via gurlz-be-trippin-yo)

The new Hangover Part III poster is awfully familiar.

(Source: pizzaforpresident, via lolzpicx)

vullirunes:

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

I WANT TO DO a project like that